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August 6, 2003
August 2, 2003
"I like it the way it is, all I need is a little trim," I said to the barber, ten minutes prior to exiting with a Marine's crew cut.
That's right, I went back to Sal's.
In other news, it turns out a bunch of Cubs fans are actually traitorous jerks. As you may know, if a visiting team hits a home run into the stands at Wrigley Field, Cubs fans traditionally throw it back as a display of loyalty to their home team. Well I saw video footage tonight of not one, not two, but three different fans – and I use the term loosely – tossing back dummy balls and keeping the real McCoy! Now if that's not the most shameful thing I've ever seen, I don't know what is. Honestly now. Well, maybe it would be if I actually cared. I'm a Padres fan.
If there's two things that Harry Caray hates, it's bad haircuts and lame fans. Just look at how angry he is!
That's right, I went back to Sal's.
In other news, it turns out a bunch of Cubs fans are actually traitorous jerks. As you may know, if a visiting team hits a home run into the stands at Wrigley Field, Cubs fans traditionally throw it back as a display of loyalty to their home team. Well I saw video footage tonight of not one, not two, but three different fans – and I use the term loosely – tossing back dummy balls and keeping the real McCoy! Now if that's not the most shameful thing I've ever seen, I don't know what is. Honestly now. Well, maybe it would be if I actually cared. I'm a Padres fan.
If there's two things that Harry Caray hates, it's bad haircuts and lame fans. Just look at how angry he is!
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