1. I've been sick, but I'm getting better. Right now it's at that stage where I feel fine, but have lots of snot... which isn't too far off from my normal state.

2. I've been having really weird dreams lately. The other night I dreamed that Conan O'Brien was so impressed by the fact that I drink out of a canteen, that he told me I had a very good chance of getting featured on his Spring Break tour. Yeah, I don't know what that means either, but it was cool.