Job title: Dennys Late Nite Music Selector
Key Responsibilities: Scouring the bottom of the pop culture barrel for the most insufferable "music" imaginable with which to punish late night clientele. Excessive auto tuning and inexplicable lyrics encouraged.
To apply, submit a mix tape consisting of equal parts ass rock, pop-hop, poorly remixed 80s duets, and Smashmouth.
EOE. Compensation commensurate with cultural obtuseness. Ke$ha fans encouraged to apply.
