November 28, 2005

Apparently English food is a big joke to the rest of the world. If I say something's good or bad, people say, "Oh, you should know, being the authority on good food and everything." But English cuisine doesn't get enough credit; we're actually quite talented. Who else could take any vegetable at all, boil the living shit out of it, and turn it into complete mush devoid of any taste whatsoever?

- Peter "P.K." Meyer

November 16, 2005

thefreakkingdom: Why is it that robots always become homicidal when they develop artificial intelligence?
thefreakkingdom: is that the benchmark for real intelligence? The desire to kill?
CalebJDuck: lol
CalebJDuck: apparently
thefreakkingdom: except Short Circuit
CalebJDuck: yes, but i'd be hard pressed to argue that he was really all that intelligent
thefreakkingdom: He did laugh at Steve Guttenberg, after all
CalebJDuck: haha, indeed
CalebJDuck: i rest my case

November 5, 2005

TomDixon22: I heard that John Kerry was using Friendster...that's the first time I heard of networking sites
TomDixon22: so I specifically didn't sign up
CalebJDuck: haha
CalebJDuck: that's like when Belding started wearing a Buddy Band

November 2, 2005

Finally, something awesome in my junk mail!