You have to read this.
Because people often have an irrational aversion to clicking on links without knowing what's on the other end*, I'll give you the TV Guide version to get you excited:
13-year-old boys obtain credit card, binge on Oreos and Dr Pepper, and hire hookers to play Xbox 360 with them.
Oh yeah, and they tell the hookers that they're traveling circus midgets, so as to not arouse suspicion.
Bonus: The article contains a stock photo of high heeled snakeskin boots, the international symbol for Texas hookers.
* Case in point: Almost every time I send someone a hyperlink on aim, the response is "what's this?" My response is typically, "Click on it and find out, you jackass."
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