July 8, 2008

"well open up the stick with your wife barrel"

I had Chinese food last night, and I got this fortune in my cookie. I think they accidentally got my fortune mixed up with someone else's.



Somewhere in Jersey, some Guido got a cookie that told him "YOU'D RATHER JUST SIT AROUND AT HOME AND READ FARK WITH NO PANTS ON".

2 comments:

  1. hey jackass.

    didnt know you had a blog.

    ilearneditfromabook.blogspot.com

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  2. Geese can be troublesome

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