January 2, 2010

cause or effect?

Last night I dreamed I was in a public restroom, and even though I had just used the urinal, I started utilizing toilet paper. A lot of it. An inordinate amount, in fact. It struck me as weird even in the dream that I was doing so much wiping. I then woke up to find I had a massive wedgie.

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  1. I think your "Only a moderate amount of madness...etc." prediction for 2010 has been fulfilled.

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