January 18, 2011

some haikus about lubed up dolphins


Lubed up dolphins rock
They're faster than the others
They use Vaseline

Oiled up porpoises
Lubed up for high performance
They're shiny when wet

If i could ride one
I'd ride a greasy dolphin
The best ride in town

Swimming freaking fast
Incredible lubed dolphins
All the girls love them

My favorite dolphins
Are the ones who’re all greased up
Like Swiss muscle men

From nose to flipper
Covered with KY jelly
Slippery, lubed up dolphins

If I could own one
I’d buy a lubed up dolphin
And name him Lubie

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