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http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/07/ufo-turns-out-to-be.html

Honestly, that was the most amusing 30 seconds of my month.

our constant concern

Here in the United States, there is no shortage of serious issues facing us today. The price of gas is rising faster than Fred Mertz's waistline, the dollar is plummeting lower than Britney Spears' sex appeal, and let's not forget that pesky little problem in the Middle East. And now, as if that's not enough, our cows are being abducted at record rates.

Seriously, aliens: wtf?