Showing posts with label chat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chat. Show all posts

August 15, 2010

as a dog returns to its vomit...

Well, it was bound to happen. In the throes of boredom, I gave Omegle another shot. The results are exactly what you'd expect from chatting with randomized, anonymous strangers at 1:15 am.

are you in russia or something? it's midnight here
Apparently our friend here doesn't understand that one in the morning is, in fact, one in the morning. Apparently he also thinks being in the Pacific time zone makes him superior to me... even though I'm also in the Pacific time zone. And really, time zone differences are a good reason to stop talking to anybody, am I right?


Sorry to disappoint you, pervert
This conversation is the closest this nerd will ever get to finding out the chick he's dancing with is actually a man.


Bored and on Omegle. But I repeat myself.
Sometimes internet nerds get indignant when you point the obvious out to them.

And there you have it. Another wasted night on a useless website. On the plus side, though, I didn't encounter nearly as many penises as that one time I made the mistake of visiting Chatroulette. But of course now that I've said that, I'll probably be greeted by an ASCII schlong next time I log on.

(See my first journey into the abyss that is Omegle here)

July 9, 2008

QE for the SG


At least he tried to put a positive spin on it. In other news, I laugh too much in internet conversation.

November 16, 2005

thefreakkingdom: Why is it that robots always become homicidal when they develop artificial intelligence?
thefreakkingdom: is that the benchmark for real intelligence? The desire to kill?
CalebJDuck: lol
CalebJDuck: apparently
thefreakkingdom: except Short Circuit
CalebJDuck: yes, but i'd be hard pressed to argue that he was really all that intelligent
thefreakkingdom: He did laugh at Steve Guttenberg, after all
CalebJDuck: haha, indeed
CalebJDuck: i rest my case

November 5, 2005

TomDixon22: I heard that John Kerry was using Friendster...that's the first time I heard of networking sites
TomDixon22: so I specifically didn't sign up
CalebJDuck: haha
CalebJDuck: that's like when Belding started wearing a Buddy Band

October 24, 2005

Landrouge: ill pull a goldenberg
Landrouge: and complain about this soup
CalebJDuck: lol, what?
Landrouge: ill be a jew
Landrouge: and complain

September 22, 2004

How did the DOW do today? - They're called Tweeter stores now
[EDIT: For those of you too young to remember those horrible "D-O-W DOW!" commercials, your loss. But I guess you had to be in San Diego in the 90s, too.]