o chius!

Mel Gibson is being stalked by some dude who keeps demanding that they pray together. Zack Sinclair showed up at Gibson's home two days in a row last month, and when he was told to put eggs in his shoes and never come back, he decided to switch tactics and start stalking him at church instead. This didn't fly with Mel, who said that Sinclair "interrupted my worship... and demanded that I pray with him." So seeing how that didn't work, he went back to his original plan and started stalking him at home again. This time, though, the police were called and Sinclair was hauled off to the joint, where he'll stay til his hearing on Wednesday.

And the moral of this story is: I need to be more sly in spying on my neighbor.

<-- Actor Mel Gibson responds to repeated tresspassing by an obsessed fan. "He come around here one more time, and I be popping caps in his punk ass!" the actor may have exclaimed to his wife following the most recent episode. It is unclear whether he was entertaining his family by speaking in a fake English accent at the time of the intrusions. Also unknown is whether or not he owns a t-shirt with the slogan "Party Naked" printed on the front.