David Cameron
He's England's Prime Minister
Brittney says mean things
Why does he look like
A lady who isn't straight
Instead of a man?
I bet his haircut
Has something to do with it
But I'm not sure why
Does he look the part
Because he has a jawline
That has a soft curve?
I have no problem
With people who are not straight
Feel bad writing these
What if it turned out
That Cameron was really
Not a man at all?
What the heck, Brittney?
This is such a weird topic
You're some kind of freak
David Cameron
Does he really look that much
Like a lesbian?
It would be much worse
If he were seen in photos
With Justin Bieber
Some things that he does
Are things that lesbians do
Like liking women
Picture Cameron
Smooching Margaret Thatcher
On second thought, don't
No one knows for sure
Why he looks like the L-word
But he kind of does
Ahahaha, I'm glad I discovered this years later! Dying.
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