June 13, 2003

How has Barry White managed to trick the world like he has? I mean, come on now. Does anybody really believe he's the sweltering sex-machine that his music makes him out to be? Look at the man. Just look at him. The guy's disgusting. There's no way he's getting any — at least not nearly as much as he'd like us all to think. How has he managed to pull his sensual, seductive wool over our eyes like that? Yeah, he's a good singer, and yeah he is one smooth mofo, but is he really the great lover he claims to be? I sincerely doubt it. Great beast is more like it.


Above: So-called "lover" Barry White, whose beastly lovemaking has led to the deaths of at least three women, probably.

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