NFL stands for
The National Football League
It's a group of teams
Does ESPN
Have exclusive rights to it?
I don't really watch
The Oakland Raiders
Their mascot has an eye patch
But where's his crack pipe?
Sunday Night Football
I've never even watched it
What time is it on?
What's with those stupid
New England Patriot jerks?
Can't they lose for once?
Go San Diego!
Chargers wear blue and yellow
I like Padres more
What's with the pig skin?
Is that really a bladder?
That's pretty effed up
In the Batman show
The Animated Series
Robin played football
Remember that guy
Who wore a chicken costume?
I heard he sold out
Managers are rich
Didn't George Bush own a team?
Or was that baseball?
I hear concussions
Are a problem in football
Helmets are useless
Despite what they say
When I watch the Superbowl
The commercials suck
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